Briliant, I thought.
Dear Sir Bob,
Thanks so much for doing the Ebola fundraising thing. We hope you raise lots and lots of money. The only thing is, there is a world outside your window Sir, but it might not be quite how you imagine it. We thought you might like to refer to our handy list of facts and figures to help you along when you do the Live Aid 30 re-edit.
Do they know it’s Christmas? – Lovely sentiment, great tune, huge money raiser, but ever so slightly bonkers!
Lets take a look at the facts:
1. There is water flowing in Africa, really quite a lot of it in fact.
“Where the only water flowing Is the bitter sting of tears”
What? What about the world’s longest river? The river Nile is over 4000 miles long.
(The 5 biggest rivers in Africa are: Nile, Congo, Zambizi, Niger, Orange river)
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